I was today years old when I discovered a baffling category of people and I need you all to weigh in on this; in order to type a digital capital letter do you:
This regards capital letters at the beginning of sentences, proper nouns and short acronyms, for example, not long lines of exclusively upper case letters.
if anyones going to brisnova this weekend i made a little brismeshi zine !! my beautiful friends the lovekins ( @vogelchan and @mercykatze ) are graciously hosting it at their table, and theres a few unreleased bonus sketches inside to sweeten the deal !! see u there !!!
btw a second run of this is gonna be at kaicon this weekend !! thank u again to lovekins for hosting it for meeeee
in absolute tears about the pride module at my work
HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY
The slur songSLRSLR
Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work…
Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you’re the only big account I know who might share (sorry).
The reasons I, as an asexual (and possible aromantic) person, want a long term relationship where I am living with/sharing space with another person:
This person can kill creepy crawly insects for me.
This person can open jars and lids that stubbornly refuse to open.
This person (if their natural long-ness allows) can reach things I as a not-long person cannot reach.
This person can help with clothes when the zipper is in the back and I just can’t reach without dislocating an arm.
This person can help me put on a bracelet or necklace with a fiddly clasp that while it works perfectly with the outfit I want to wear, I simply CANNOT get it to clasp with two hands. Like what is the fucking point of these fiddly clasps, especially on bracelets? How the FUCK am I supposed to use my two hands to put it on my wrist? Did no one think things through? Tape doesn’t work. A hair tie doesn’t work. Contorting my wrists doesn’t work. ONE OF MY HANDS IS ATTACHED TO THE DAMN WRIST THAT I NEED TO PUT THE BRACELET ON IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!! AAARRRRGGGGG!
This person can help me lift things that require two people.
This person can help me fold things that require two people.
This person can (if braver than me) go check on what made that weird noise in the middle of the night. If they are not braver than me, we can perhaps go together to check on what made that weird noise in the middle of the night and survive due to strength in numbers.
This person can helpfully move things out of the way while I vacuum and then put them back in place so I don’t have to keep turning the vacuum on and off as I clean.
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Palpatine: My boy, I’m afraid to report that Master Kenobi is very likely sleeping with your wife.
Anakin, who knows for a fact that Obi-Wan is sleeping with his Commander, a good chunk of Ghost company, the Organas and Quinlan Vos: …where is he finding the fucking time???
Palpatine, oblivious: Oh I’ve heard from some very reliable sources that-
Anakin: *pulls out a spexcel spreadsheet, the 3rd System Army’s shared spoogle calender and a calculator*
Anakin: Your Excellency. That’s just. not logistically possible.
Psst. See them pull millions - if not a billion - pounds from nowhere for this funeral.
NHS? Cost of living crisis? The everyday person will suffer. I’m behind ye all the way. I think I would not be the only Irish person who will also stand behind you to get those fucks out of the position they have.
That died with the Queen. Do with them like the rest of the world. Only royal I like is that King with the funky hats
